Battleship movie looks…o hey boobies!

So apparently there’s a movie coming out based on the board game Battleship, which is about the stupidest idea ever. Apparently, the movie is about Navy dudes who fight aliens, which has nothing to do with the game, but I guess makes sense to the people who make movies. In any case, it has a trailer, because what the hell right? Trailer after the jump.

What I gather from this is basically dude is good at Navy, but is a screw up. Wants to marry Liam Neeson’s daughter? Liam does not approve. Alien sea robot! Aerial shots! Explosions!

I can already hear the cash registers clinking. Knowing Hollywood the sequel has already been green lit.

Battleship (really?) opens 2012 (whatever, you’ll watch it), starring Taylor Kitsch (Friday Night Lights (TV)), Alexander Skarsgard (True Blood), Brooklyn Decker (my dreams), Rhianna (?), and Liam Neeson (have you really sunk this low man?). Rated Arg! for Pirates, F**ck you!

(via Yahoo, and youtube, because wordpress won’t let me embed a yahoo video)


Posted on July 29, 2011, in Crappy Movies. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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