Alex Rodriguez is not a good person

Really, why are his lips always purple?

Yankees third baseman and purple lipstick wearer Alex Rodriguez is being investigated for his involvement in illegal poker games where cocaine was openly used and acts of violence supposedly occurred. In all honesty, nothing that A-Rod does surprises me at this point. We’ve all known that he’s a dick for sometime. Here’s the part of the story that really got me:

According to the baseball executive, MLB has yet to positively determine that Rodriguez took part in the games, which reportedly included actors Tobey Maguire, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.

How much would you love to see the dynamic in that room? Obviously Damon and Affleck are a package deal, and I can see DiCaprio playing illegal back-room high stakes poker. But Tobey Maguire and A-Rod? Imagine if it was Maguire who got in the fight. Wouldn’t that be awesome? One more money quote:

“You get the feeling that Alex says what he thinks he needs to say to get by, and then goes out and does what he wants,” the MLB executive said.

And this differentiates him from every other entitled athlete how?

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Posted on August 3, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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