Ashton Kutcher to Make $700K per Episode

It’s kind of a slow news morning, but I did come across this one little tidbit in an article on the highest paid actors on TV:

Ashton Kutcher is now the highest-paid sitcom actor at $700,000 per episode — far less than Sheen’s take of $1.2 million. Whether that’s a bargain won’t be known until the ratings come in after the show’s premiere.

Yay! Hey producers, do you have an unfunny, hackneyed sitcom? I’ll gladly co-star in it for the low price of $400 an episode and a pizza. Now isn’t that a much better bargain than Ashton Kutcher for $700K? You won’t have to worry about me acting either, I’m already dead on the inside.

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Posted on August 9, 2011, in Crappy TV shows, Douchebags. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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