Oh Anderson Cooper, You’re Hilarious

Somehow, I missed the news that award winning French actor Gerard Depardieu had relieved himself in the cabin of a plane. Seeing as I aspire for this to be the internet’s number one site about French people urinating, that’s really just unacceptable. Anderson Cooper, on the other hand, has a full staff on hand to look up news stories like this one, and write him hilarious puns to use on his show:

Naturally, Gerard Depardieu made Cooper’s RidicuList last night after news broke that the French actor had urinated in the cabin of a plane that had been delayed on the tarmac. Anderson held it together through a stream of potty puns, but absolutely lost his s— when he got to this line: “After Gerard took his little solo fight to uriNation, the plane had to turn around and go back to the gate, and some unlucky cleaning crew had to deal with the Golden Globe-winning tinkle. Now all I can say is they should thank their lucky stars it wasn’t DepardTwo.”

DepardTwo! Hilarious! These guys should totally write for Leno. No really, they should write for Leno because that’s exactly the type of unfunny humor that’s made him millions. Here’s the entire embedded monologue and it is indeed puntastic, which actually gives me a bit of admiration for Cooper for getting through it all:

Also, this is what Gerard Depardieu looks like these days:

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Posted on August 18, 2011, in Fun Stuff, Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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