Relax Everyone, Will and Jada Smith Are Not Getting Divorced

Come down off the ledge okay? They’re going to be around to help their children release mind  blastingly stupid songs and rape your childhood favorites with remakes for at least another 20 years alright?

Earlier Tuesday, In Touch reported that the A-list pair had separated after 13 years of marriage, setting off rumors that Pinkett Smith had an affair with her recently single HawthoRNeco-star Marc Anthony. Pinkett Smith’s rep and Anthony’s rep have both denied the affair.

Smith’s son, Trey, 19, from his first marriage, had also denied the separation multiple times on Twitter and implored his followers to retweet the message.

“Did #WillandJada split? No they did NOT split! False information … its [sic] not true RETWEET!!!”Trey wrote. “Everyone can think what they want … even if its [sic] not true.”

Just to show how committed they are to making you wish they had split, Will and Jada bought the rights to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and set their son to Jayden to star in it. Then, they got their daughter Willow to release a Kwanzaa album.


Posted on August 24, 2011, in Douchebags and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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