Dear Ashton Kutcher, Please Stop Insulting Us
Ashton Kutcher is Hollywood’s most ubiquitous troll. It’s really as if every action he takes is a carefully considered insult to those of us who appreciate good taste. First, rather than let Two and a Half Men die like it should have years ago, he agrees to replace Charlie Sheen. Next, he got a trailer that looks like this:
Now, he has the gall to tell us that Two and a Half Men will be funny:
With new Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher as a guest, CBS’ latenight host David Letterman predicted that the veteran sitcom is “going to go through the roof” with him. Kutcher agreed. “I think it’s going to go through the roof, I really do,” he said. “I’ve been laughing really hard.” The first indication was the taping of the season premiere on the Warner Bros. lot. “The roof popped off Warner Bros. that day,”
We’ve all seen Two and a Half Men, douche, we know you’re lying. Say what you want about Charlie Sheen, but at least he didn’t pretend that he wasn’t mailing it in or that the show was funny. Just take your $900k/episode paycheck and leave us all along ok?