Weekend Recap, This Time With Deadly Gyno Exams

Hope you’re all enjoying the labor day weekend, I know I am. Just a quick check in with the weekend box office numbers before I return to my blissful pattern of drinking and/or watching episodes of Law and Order: SVU (drinking game here; don’t judge me). Anyways, you didn’t have to be Nostradamus to know that The Help would top the box office this weekend, considering that the new movies opening were Shark Night 3d (it’s like Jaws¬†without the acting, writing, or suspense), Apollo 18 (*fart noise* dismissive wanking motion*), and The Debt, which features a deadly gynecological exam. Here’s the proof (1:15 mark)

Anyways, no one went to see a movie this weekend, because why would you? In NCAA football news, LSU handled Oregon, and Boise State beat Georgia pretty easily, despite the fact that their quarterback looks like a Lesbian who Looks Like Justin Bieber:

Also, BC lost, but that’s to be expected.


Posted on September 5, 2011, in College Football, Crappy Movies, Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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