‘Micronauts’ Movie? Why the Hell Not?!
Does anyone have any idea what in the hell “Micronauts” are? Because I have no idea. That apparently is not enough to stop Paramount from making a movie about them, produced by JJ Abrams:
Paul Wernick and Rhett Reese are getting the job turning the Hasbro toyline Micronauts into a feature film for JJ Abrams and Paramount Pictures. Along with the prospect of another Transformers film, Micronauts was one of the Hasbro brands mentioned as a priority project in a third quarter earnings conference call for investors today by Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner. Paramount recently made a deal with Hasbro for the property, to be produced by Bad Robot’s Abrams and Bryan Burk and Hasbro’s Goldner and Bennett Schneir.
WOOOOOOO, more movies about toys!!! You’d think after the cinematic abortions that were Transformers, GI Joe, and the upcoming craptastic Battleship, these idiots (and the idiots who spend their hard earned cash to watch these movies) would have realized that movies about toys inevitably suck monkey nuts, but no. At least we’d heard of the aforementioned toy lines, but I defy anyone to tell me what Micronauts are without looking it up on Wikipedia. And if you did know, then congratulations on making it to adulthood a virgin.
Micronauts, starring Alex Pettyfer, Sienna Miller, and Cam Giganet, comes to a theater near you July 2014 or something; whatever you’ll watch it. Rated Arg for pirates f*ck you!
Posted on October 18, 2011, in Crappy Movies, Douchebags and tagged Crappy Movies, Douchebags, JJ Abrams, Kill it With Fire, Micronauts, rated arg for pirates, Zombieland. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.