Not the Fun Kind of Blackout
The two people who read this blog may or may not be aware that I live in the wonderful state of Connecticut. Said state is currently 80% blacked out as Saturday’s winter storm knocked down just about every tree in Southern New England. It’s a lot like The Happening, except it’s actually scary. Needless to say, I have no power and likely won’t for a couple of days, which makes posting problematic. I had to gnaw someone’s arm off in a Starbucks just to sit down and write this. Totally worth it though. So enjoy your lives with all their modern conveniences while I burn trash to stay warm, readers. I’ll be back in 3 to 7 days to complain about inane sh*t again. I’ll be like I never left. Except I did.